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New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« on: March 29, 2011, 08:07:48 PM »
So, i was thinking, if a player gets enough like awards, challenges, respect money, etc. that the player might like, be able to spawn an item, with a long ass fucking cool down, and will level up depending on how you use it etc, so that way, people can have the opportunity to do whatever the fuck they want so they can stop bitching, but whatever. Like, for instance, lets say, i have 20 achievements, 20,000 coins, and i type in a command of some sort, like a mob spawner, then a message will be sent to me saying like, "Mob spawner sent, cool down reset for 4 hours" i just had the idea when i was asleep in school, so whatever. Opinions?? :P

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 09:40:15 AM »
There's an old saying that if you don't speak up, you won't be heard. As a firm believer in the veracity of that saying, I feel obligated to speak up on the subject of Capncrunchy's uneducated lamentations. With this letter, I hope to shatter the adage that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Capncrunchy is a wee bit overzealous in his defense of poststructuralism. (The merits of Capncrunchy's smear tactics won't be discussed here because they lack merit.) While his causeries may seem uncivilized, they're in agreement with his nasty harangues. His campaigns of malice and malignity can be rightly understood only as what some overweening leeches have been brave enough to call them: a failure.

I am not going to go into too great a detail about conniving control freaks, but be assured that expansionism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Capncrunchy's favorite; it makes it easy for him to scrap the notion of national sovereignty. Although I can't say how well I'd do against Capncrunchy in a nationally televised steel-cage death match, I can say that he ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: Telling the truth is too much trouble for slaphappy prigs bent on getting their way.

Fact: Letting him spawn delusions of feudalism's resplendence sends a clear message to bloody-minded toughies that they can elevate the most treasonous humanity-haters you'll ever see to the sublime.

Fact: I experienced quite an epiphany when I first realized that the word on the street is that he cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in his impetuous fantasies.

In addition, if he is going to make an emotional appeal then he should also include a rational argument.

Capncrunchy will do everything in his power to create a regime of savage negativism. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Capncrunchy's understrappers say, "Capncrunchy was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that I am not particularly fond of Capncrunchy. That's self-evident, and even Capncrunchy would probably agree with me on that. Even so, he makes a living out of neocolonialism. I call this tactic of his "entrepreneurial neocolonialism". Capncrunchy and his apparatchiks have indeed raised entrepreneurial neocolonialism to a fine art by using it to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of commercialism.

Although I generally try to be tolerant of unabashed laziness, defiant incompetence, willful ignorance, and combative arrogance, Capncrunchy criticizes me for discussing the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions—jejune firebrands, destructive, sophomoric anthropophagi, and loathsome casuists. If he wants to play critic, he should possess real and substantial knowledge about whatever it is he's criticizing. He shouldn't simply assume that he is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. When one looks at the increasing influence of resistentialism in our culture one sees that Capncrunchy's signature is on everything. So how come his fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Perhaps the answer is best saved for another letter. Let me simply note that in a country like ours where paternalism, clericalism, and scapegoatism run rampant, we need laws to help enforce behavior that ought to be performed out of common sense, decency, and tolerance. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to him. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that if Capncrunchy is going to trample into the mud all that is fine and noble and beautiful, then he should at least have the self-respect to remind himself of a few things: First, one loses count of the number of times he has tried to convert houses of worship into houses of demagogism. And second, in a vain effort to exculpate himself, he has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his cultists who have been lowering our standard of living. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that his treatises prevent smallpox.

Just as when something flies in the direction of your eyes, your eyelids close instantly and of their own accord, so too does Capncrunchy instinctively and automatically crush any semblance of opposition to his incompetent, contentious views. It is deeply unfortunate that I can't, for the life of me, see why he wants to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest, because no one has a higher opinion of him than I, and I think he's a morally questionable brownshirt. If he opened up his distasteful mind just a teeny-weeny little bit, maybe Capncrunchy could understand that. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that I honestly have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see Capncrunchy composing paeans to jingoism. These issues are actually political issues, yes. But the objection may still be raised that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Capncrunchy himself). At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: It seems that no one else is telling you that it's about time Capncrunchy stopped claiming his prissy expedients were influenced by outside sources and just admitted he was wrong. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, the virus of statism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to Capncrunchy's effusions, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that if you were to tell Capncrunchy that from the fog and mist of his insults rises the leering grimace of faddism, he'd just pull his security blanket a little tighter around himself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. I would like to close by saying that it's about time the public realized that they are being hornswoggled by Capncrunchy and his adulators.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 10:50:02 AM »
EDIT: Not from League of Legends. It was only on a form post. Regardless, you did not come up with that on your own Tacitusk. If you really believe you're more intelligent that CapnCrunchy, Tacitusk then actually educate yourself.

Now, I see that I jumped too hastily on the conclusion that it was from League of Legends, but that's beside the point. Your "speech" is not your own, Tacitusk.

Seems that you are the one without Tact.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 10:57:07 AM by Gamer_Radiation »

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 11:52:11 AM »
EDIT: Not from League of Legends. It was only on a form post. Regardless, you did not come up with that on your own Tacitusk. If you really believe you're more intelligent that CapnCrunchy, Tacitusk then actually educate yourself.

Now, I see that I jumped too hastily on the conclusion that it was from League of Legends, but that's beside the point. Your "speech" is not your own, Tacitusk.

Seems that you are the one without Tact.

Although the space allotted here can't possibly suffice to elaborate in detail on the long list of Gamer_Radiation's catty bunco games—including the argumentative, the testy, the haughty, and especially the drossy—I'll use what little space I have to oppose evil wherever it rears its slovenly head. Here's a quick review: Gamer_Radiation ought to unstop his ears and uncover his eyes. Only then will he hear that to which he has been too long heedless. Only then will Gamer_Radiation see that in a rather infamous speech, he exclaimed that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from his subordinates. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn't really say anything.) One might profess that a leopard can't change its spots. While that's true, it does somewhat miss the point. You see, there are no easy solutions for dealing with crafty pissants (with "easy" being defined as a solution that will not move increasingly towards the establishment of a totalitarian Earth). Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, he believes that he is perched atop the moral high ground. If so, then maybe Gamer_Radiation should climb down to scavenge for some facts before claiming that his decisions are based on reason.

Gamer_Radiation occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being spiteful ogres. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which Gamer_Radiation habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that he has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that he should not present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about his vaporings. Not now, not ever. As sure as you're born, Gamer_Radiation certainly intends to nail people to trees. The direful sequence of that result, so flagrantly crime-stained and larcenous in itself, is that the most lecherous marauders you'll ever see will turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books within a short period of time.

My point may be made clearer by use of an allegorical tale. Suppose a hypothetical group of three people is standing in a room. One of those people realizes that Gamer_Radiation clings to any argument or principle, however amoral or mad, that appears to support his doctrines. Another goes on and on about Gamer_Radiation's neurotic, unsympathetic prophecies. But the third can't understand why exhibitionism is an exclusive, rather than an inclusive, societal force. In this hypothetical situation, it should be obvious that I should note that I see how important Gamer_Radiation's dour newsgroup postings are to his loyalists and I laugh. I laugh because he argues that he can walk on water. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: It is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that everyone with a different set of beliefs from his is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell.

I oppose Gamer_Radiation's programs of Gleichschaltung because they are rash. I oppose them because they are iconoclastic. And I oppose them because they will force women to live by restrictive standards not applicable to men sooner or later. Sometime in the future Gamer_Radiation will stifle the voices of those who are simply seeking to be heard. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will unquestionably happen if we don't help you reflect and reexamine your views on Gamer_Radiation.

Gamer_Radiation ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: Raising the volume, increasing the stridency, or stressing the emotionalism of an argument does not improve its validity.

Fact: Many nugatory smut peddlers take their marching orders directly from Gamer_Radiation.

Fact: The passage of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that cowardice, irresponsibility, and vandalism are inextricably wedded in Gamer_Radiation's orations.

In addition, our battle with Gamer_Radiation is a battle between spiritualism and demagogism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that it's astounding that Gamer_Radiation has found a way to work the words "thymolsulphonephthalein" and "anticonfederationist" into his personal attacks. However, you may find it even more astounding that if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. He provides none. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 12:05:31 PM »
Oh, I see what you did there.

I think I recognize this one, but hardly care either way. It's clearly you are just "trolling" and getting a rise out of this.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2011, 02:56:32 PM »
I frankly don't care enough of what Tac had to say to sit here and read those long posts of nonsense.
But I think the fact that such posts were made is asinine.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 05:05:27 PM »
dude, this shit made me fucking laugh, thank you, and tac, be safe in the outside world, K? i hope you dont get to upset by all the hookers that you constantly begin to get way more STD's then possible, so have fun, hookers are the closest thing youll have to real sex anyway :D and thank you reckliss and gamer radiation, its guys like you who make the world go round, because your all fucking awesome, and shit.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 05:07:54 PM »
Gather round, kids. Settle down now. And no hitting. I'm going to tell you a story about the way that Tacitusk dismisses his nemeses as either servants of an existing power structure or as sufferers of false consciousness. To begin at the beginning, Tacitusk's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good.

I had thought the world was free of uncongenial chuckleheads. So imagine my surprise when I discovered that Tacitusk wants to ransack people's homes. Let us not sink to his level. Let us combat gangsterism by exercising our right to speak out, to denounce his ultimata as totally unrepresentative of the values of this society. While he has a right, as do we all, to believe whatever he wants about misoneism, one could truthfully say that it is axiomatic that he is willing to use any method, no matter how scientifically unsupported and disreputable, to confirm his a priori beliefs. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that if you think you can escape from his besotted quips, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that before Tacitusk initiated a voyeurism flap to help promote his cruel dissertations, people everywhere were expected to solve the problems of prætorianism, hooliganism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that Tacitusk looks down upon the rest of us. From his perspective, we are blind so he must tell us what to see; we are deaf so he must tell us what to hear; and we are mute so he must tell us what to say. Such views may fool reckless backstabbers, but I allege that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to listen to others. Of course, he's obviously under the influence of LSD or some other hallucinogenic. Why else would Tacitusk suspect that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years?

Tacitusk's activities are in every respect consistent with the school of irresponsible thought that tends to discredit legitimate voices in the fetishism debate. If anything, Tacitusk fervently believes that his teachings are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that Tacitusk says that his fork-tongued den of thieves is a respected civil-rights organization. Such verbal gems teach us that Tacitusk recently went through an ethnocentrism phase in which he tried repeatedly to prevent us from getting in touch with our feelings. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that Tacitusk's faithfuls are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Tacitusk, who wants nothing less than to marginalize dissident voices.

To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must indisputably call for a return to the values that made this country great. The first step in that process is to realize that if anything will free us from the shackles of his unprincipled, rambunctious propositions, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that we've tolerated Tacitusk's tasteless, gin-swilling tactics long enough. It's time to lose our patience and chill our kindness. It's time to encourage the ethos of exchange value over use value. It's time to shout to the world that his ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. There is no time and little temptation for those who work hard on their jobs and their responsibilities to take the robes of political power off the shoulders of the few honest people who wear them and put them upon the shoulders of ignorant creeps. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: He masterminded last year's now-infamous attempt to sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future.

Sometimes it has seemed to me that I could discern something holy, something sacred, in the deep and troubled sadness of those about me. Alas, I discovered that this sadness stems solely from the doleful observation that Tacitusk has stated that he is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of uninformed pettifoggers. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is never really disavowed—is that he is a voice of probity. Now that's just militant.

Tacitusk always looks the other way when one of his stooges gets it in his head to abandon me on a desert island. Apparently, the principle laid down by Jean-Marie Collot d'Herbois during the French Reign of Terror still holds true today: Tout est permis à quiconque agit dans le sens de la révolution. He makes a living out of snobbism. I call this tactic of his "entrepreneurial snobbism". Tacitusk and his cohorts have obviously raised entrepreneurial snobbism to a fine art by using it to issue a flood of bogus legal documents.

I can undeniably suggest how Tacitusk ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with Tacitusk himself. What's more, he has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that Nature is a wonderful teacher. For instance, the lesson that Nature teaches us from newly acephalous poultry is that you really don't need a brain to run around like a dang fool making a spectacle of yourself. Nature also teaches us that when I was growing up, we were taught that one should always try to advocate social change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence. Nowadays, it seems that more and more kids are being taught that lying is morally justifiable as long as it's referred to as "strategic deception". You can thank Tacitusk for this intemperate pedagogical viewpoint, especially given that he is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when maladroit profiteers stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that he's morally obligated to fill the air with recrimination and rancor. And fear of puerile, judgmental hostes generis humani like Tacitusk who shame my name.

If we are to dispense justice, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the morbid and naive ideologies that Tacitusk promotes. He has warned us that before long, termagant insurrectionists will obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be completely obvious to all. If you think about it, you'll realize that his warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that his horny confidants like to shout, "Let's silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that Tacitusk has increasingly been practicing. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!" But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll weaken our mental and moral fiber.

When Tacitusk asks a question it's usually intended more as an insult than as a request for information. No wonder that you shouldn't let Tacitusk intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Tacitusk. You know what? I cannot believe that he would consider lecherous, adversarial boors as tactless deadbeats. (Actually, he does not play nice with others, but that's not important now.) If nothing else, I am tired of hearing or reading that Tacitusk has a fearless dedication to reason and truth. You know that that is simply not true.

Immoralism is the modern analogue of slavery. Hence and therefore, by thrusting all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments, Tacitusk is telegraphing his intentions to make money-grubbing, cranky devil-worshippers out to be something they're not. I want to keep this brief: I do not intend this letter to be in any way misinterpreted as a personal attack on Tacitusk. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that society has paid a dear price for letting Tacitusk abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology. But did you know that this truth will be as pertinent six years as 60 years hence? Tacitusk doesn't want you to know that because corrupt riffraff commonly succumb to his distortions, deceptions, and delusions. I do not. Rather, I take pride in inculcating in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Tacitusk's followers take for granted. Tacitusk gets perfervid about cannibalism. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And recognize and respect the opinions, practices, and behavior of others. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 05:11:00 PM »
your fucking awesome tibs, best fucking admin, ever. of all time.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2011, 03:16:02 PM »
your fucking awesome tibs, best fucking admin, ever. of all time.
Agreed.

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 12:28:29 AM »
TIBS I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK TOO BUT THESE FAGGOTS ARE ALL OVER IT
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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 01:06:37 PM »
TIBS I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK TOO BUT THESE FAGGOTS ARE ALL OVER IT
TOTALLY

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2011, 02:13:54 PM »
gay

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2011, 03:37:00 PM »
You know it! *winky fayse*

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Re: New idea for bitchers who complain way to foxing much
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 12:57:20 PM »
From my short time on this server, here's what i can surmise about Tac, consider it an obit if you will:

I'm just fine saying that Tac is a bitch, a douche-bag and certainly a poor representative of the human race.  He is all that is wrong with the world and should be stopped at all costs.  He also enjoys toeing the line, staying within his "freedoms".....he's the guy who burns the American flag, says it's his right, but then wants to burn down mosques cause of the "ragheads".  He also seems to be the kind of guy who beats his wife and then yells at her for making him mad.

Now, here's the trick.  This entire thread is the problem.  We've all given the baby too much attention.  He cries and we all comment, obviously myself included.  The man has made life choices that have left him unfulfilled, such as joining the military and so he must fill that void by being dominant in some other forum.  For some off reason he chose minecraft, probably cause it's easy and he's too lazy/uneducated/lacking in intelligence to play Wow or Eve or something else. 

So, while i could go on and on, i do not wish to pay him any further attention than that.  If i see him, i'll do my best to kill him in game.  Otherwise, i'm going to ignore the crying child and not pay him the attention he so desperately craves.